Kitteh Terds!
November 30, 2008
Ooooooooh. Alley’s in troubles!
Mommy’s saying bad words and throwing hooman clothes back into the washer right now. She says Alley did a bad thing, and she found a kitteh terd in da clothes she just washed! I know I didn’t do its. My poops is bigger than dat, and I poops outsides! Alley kicks his poops out of his litter box sometimes, and it ends up in the hooman clothes daddy tosses in the bathroom floors. Mommy says da terds must have been stuck inside one of the shirts or something, so now she has to washes everything all overs again!
Why do hoomans wear clothes anyways? Mommy puts clothes on me sometimes to makes me looks cutes, but if hoomans didn’t have so many clothes she wouldn’t have to wash dem in the first place!
She’s so mad she’s threatening Daddy and Alley. She says she’s going to search for best credit card rankings to finds a credit card so she can affords to ships them both off to Abu Dhabi! Uh oh. Dat means she’s reawwy mad. Glad I didn’t do it!
