Ooooooooh. Alley’s in troubles!

Mommy’s saying bad words and throwing hooman clothes back into the washer right now. She says Alley did a bad thing, and she found a kitteh terd in da clothes she just washed! I know I didn’t do its. My poops is bigger than dat, and I poops outsides! Alley kicks his poops out of his litter box sometimes, and it ends up in the hooman clothes daddy tosses in the bathroom floors. Mommy says da terds must have been stuck inside one of the shirts or something, so now she has to washes everything all overs again!

Why do hoomans wear clothes anyways? Mommy puts clothes on me sometimes to makes me looks cutes, but if hoomans didn’t have so many clothes she wouldn’t have to wash dem in the first place!

She’s so mad she’s threatening Daddy and Alley. She says she’s going to search for best credit card rankings to finds a credit card so she can affords to ships them both off to Abu Dhabi! Uh oh. Dat means she’s reawwy mad. Glad I didn’t do it!

I just wanted to stop by to say YES I would like some more toys. Do you hear me? That means I better get some new toys tomorrow! Yes, you heard me!

Anyway, I think Mom needs to pick up some Phentermine while she’s out. You didn’t hear it from me, but Bubba’s starting to look a little thick around the waist if you know what I mean. I don’t care if Mom says he’s just “big boned” or if the vet says he’s not too fat. When he comes running through the house wide open and knocks me over with that big butt of his, he needs to lose some of it!

I admit I’ve added a few extra pounds myself this year, but it’s just my winter weight. That’s my story, and I’m sticking to it.

Happy Thanksgiving everybodies! Sorry it tooks me so long to say dat. We’ve been runnings all day! First Mommy & Daddy fed me and Alley our turkey day foods. Alley got turkey cat foods and I gots Turkey & Bacon Alpo. Yum. I loves Alpo.

Den Mommy & Daddy went to greatgamma’s to eat their foods. Aunt Sheila wanted to see me because I’ve gotten reaaaaalllyy big since the last time she saws me, so Mommy came back home and gots me! I gots to go see the whole hooman famawies! Great gamma gave me a piece of real turkey, and it was sooo good!

I was stuffed and tireds, so when we got home I took a long naps. Mommy and Daddy went to Gamma Kayce’s for more foods, but I slept thru all dats. When they got homes I woke up, and I wanteds to blog, but Mommy was hoggings da compooters. She was looking at Black Friday ads, whatever those are. She said everything is on sale from silk ties to big huge tvs! Daddy’s getting a big tv for Christmas, but he better share. I can’t wait to watch Animal Planet & Dog Whisperer on a big tv!

Oh yeah, and if everything is on sale I’d like a few toys and a new bed and toys and treats and toys and did I mentions toys? Oh yeah, Alley says he wants toys, too!

Brrr!  Dat’s what it feels like tonight.  Daddy tooks me for a walks, and my paws were frozed!  Daddy had his ipods with him so he wanted to walks a long ways, but it was just too colds for me.

When we gots back Mommy had a fire built, and she mades me a comfy bed outa my favorite blankets in front of the wood stoves. She even puts my favorite toys there! I wanted to come tells you all about it, but I’m getting colds again. I’m gonna go lays in front of the fires again before Alley steals my spot! He’s good at dat!

Alley says I is sick all the times! That’s not nice! Ok, so I is sick a lot, but not all da times! I did have an infectuns, but I the vets gave me medacaysuns, and now I all better! I also got new foods that I likes a lot, and some stuffs called fish oils. It don’t smell like fishes or looks like fishies! Weird.

Mommy gets sick a lots too, but she doesn’t go to the vets. She goes to a people doctor, but I don’t think she goes as much as she should. That’s because she doesn’t have health insurance, so Mommy and Daddy can’t always affords to go to the doctors for everything. Daddy says the vet is cheap, so he can affords to take me to the vets when I gets sick. Why do people doctors have to bes so expensives? I don’t think it’s fair! People doctors should be nice and not charge as much!