I loves going on walks! Mommy and I took a bunch of walks yesterday because it was so warms outside. Mommy says we’re havin’ record highs. Dis morning it was reawwy cold, but Mommy says it will gets warm laters. Dis morning we tooks a walk to great gammas house. She gaves me a piece of cheese because she said I was a good boy who stayed outa her flowers.

Anywhos, Mommy was laughin’ dis morning, and I hads to find out why. She said der some utter doggy that has Ewok face too! Mommy calls me Ewok puppy when I makes a certain face sometimes. I think dis guys doin’ it better!

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All dees walks is fun, but dey wears me out! I gonna takes a nap now. See ya laterz!

Mommy needs to take more picshures of me!!!!! I looks at her phones today and I NOTS happy! Why der no more picshures of me? Sure ders a couples of me, but almost alls of dems of Alley and his kitteh friends! Why she gots picshures of Riley, Fuzzle, Tom, and Goldies? Dey dons live here! Dey lives with Aunt Sam, Aunt Kris, Gamma Kayce and Gampa Chuck! Dey don’t needs picshures on Mommy’s phone! I should deletes dem all!

See, looks at dis one!

Fuzzle must have tricked little Riley into getting to the shipping boxes so she can mails her off to Abu Dahbi. Maybe Fuzzles been watching too much Garfield! Ok so it is kind ofs funny. Bye Bye Riley! See you when you returns from Abu Dahbi! Brings me a souvenirs!

Why does she insist on taking photos of me? Mom must think she owns Glamor Shots for kittehs or something. She’s always pointing that stupid camera at me, and I hate it. How many times do I have to say don’t take my picshure?! Oh yeah, I forgot she doesn’t speak kitteh. Well maybe this will teach her! I think I finally figured out what that string dangling from the camera is for!

If she takes picshures, I’ll steal her camera! No more camera, no more picshures! Yay!

I got my stitches out!  I feel sooooooooo much better, and I was even good for the vet man!  I marched in that office and told that vet man that I was NOT sporting pink stitches anymore, and they needed to come out now! Heh.

Okay, the truf is Mom carried me in the vet man’s office because I got sick and puked all over the kitteh box.  What do you expect?  I’m a claustrophobic kitteh!  It was scary in there!  Then, the vet man’s people’s helped Mom clean me up because I stepped in my puke.  It was gross!  While my slaves Mom and the vet peoples were cleaning me up the vet man cut my stitches out without even telling me!

On the way home Dad didn’t make me go back in the kitteh box.  He cleaned the kitteh box out, and put it in the seat.  Now I see why Bubba likes car rides so much.  I got to look out the window at all kinda stuff!

After a few minutes it all started to look the same, so I curled up in the backseat and enjoyed the ride.

When I got home I was tuckered.  This was a big day for me, and I’m not used to doing so much stuff before noon!  I slept allllll day!  I woke up and realized my neck isn’t itchy anymore.  I’m so glad the stitches are gone!

Mom just informed me I have to go back to the vet tomorrow to get my stitches out. Boy am I ready for these things to come out because they itch! Remind me to never get in a fight again…unless it’s with Bubba because I win all those fights. That stupid mutt slings more slobber than punches.

Mom’s been window shopping online again today. She left all her wishlist page up, and now I’m mad! She doesn’t have anything for me on there! She’s been looking at a tv lift cabinet. That’s not good because those things hold those skinny plasma tvs. If we get a plasma tv I’ll lose one of my favorite “warm spots”. I lay on the tv in the winter sucking up the heat, so Mom & Dad, PLEASE don’t take away my tv!

I think it’s about time I do some shopping of my own.  I’ll add a few things to her list for myself, and I bet she’ll never notice!