I’m back from my trip to the beach, and boy did I have fun! I’ll have tons of picshures and even some moobies to share soon as Mommy teaches me hows to do that.

First I have some sad news though. It’s sad to say, but Alley had an accident. Wait it wasn’t even an accident.  He was savagely attacked by anuder doggy who gives all us good doggies a bad rap!

So what happened was Mommy’s grandpa was feeding Alley while I was at the beach with Mommy and Daddy. This morning when he opened the door, Alley ran outside. Now Mommy’s grandpa is reawwy reawwy oooooooold. Like he’s over 16 in dog years, so I know that’s a lot! Mommy said he’s 78 in hooman years…wow!

Anyways Papa tried to catch Alley, but he just couldn’t do it. Alley kept running away and hiding from him. Papa called Mommy to tell her what happened, but we was on the roads on our ways home. Mommy says the beach was over 4 hours away from our house! When we got home we found something reawwy bad.

Alley was hiding in the carports and he looked real sick. His neck is all cut open. He wasn’t bleeding anymore, but we could see inside his body!

Mommy thought the evil kitteh that hangs around the house attacked him, so Mommy and Daddy left me at home and took Alley straight to the real nice Vet man. The Vet man said it looked like Alley got bit by a dog, and he’s lucky he didn’t have some bad injuries inside his body to his kitteh parts. The Vet man said Alley probably thought the doggy was nice like me and let him come over to play, but the doggy was bad and bit him instead.

Alley had to have surgery to get all fixed up, but he should be ok. The Vet man called Mommy a couple hours ago to let us know Alley is going to be ok. Mommy and Daddy can pick him up tomorrow.

Poor Alley. I’m so glad my brudder is gonna be ok. I don’t know what I’d dos without him! Maybe when he gets home tomorrow I can gives him my present from the beach to cheer him up. Mommy let me buy him a t-shirt from the baby clothes section because nobody has kitteh shirts. Kittehs deserve souvenir shirts, too!

Well well well! Someone must have ignored Bubba long enough to realize someone does have some smarts around here. I can’t believe I haven’t remembered to tell you all about this sooner, but I’ve been busy ignoring that wretched dog. He’s driving me crazy this week. Yes, I had fun on his birthday, but now he can’t stop going on and on about that stupid beach trip. What do I care? I don’t get to go!

Anyway, our friend Max graced us with an awesome gift. He was nice enough to give us a Brainy Blog award!

Like I said, he must love my posts because there’s no way that drooling Bubba with blackheads all over his chin is brainy! I must also let you know this great award comes from mommybrainreports.com, and if you’re going to receive the award from us you’ve got to follow the rules, so check out Mommy Brain Reports for the list of rules, and I’ll be nice enough to share them with you here as well.

1. Think of at least 5 bloggers that you believe to be “Brainy Bloggers”

2. Post it on your blog for all to see! Let them know you’ve awarded them by email, twitter, etc or via a comment on their blog!

3. Share some linky love and link back to both the person who awarded you and back to http://www.mommybrainreports.com

4. Come back to the Brainy Blog Headquarters to sign our Mr. Linky and then pass it on!

5.Grab the code from HQ – use it in your post, and/or add it to your sidebar!

Don’t forget to link up the person who nominated you for the Brainy Blogger Award!

So who shall I share this award with? I’m definitely not going to let Bubba choose. He’ll give it to all his friends. I give it to…

1. Everyday Randomness, because I have to show some love for Mom. She was nice enough to give us a blog.
2. The Den of Iniquity because our awesome friend Lisa keeps us up to date on Lady Isis and her other Kitteh roomies. I’m in love with Isis. She should be my girlfriendz.
3. The Ramblings of Samantha, because Aunt Samz is deh coolest hoomans ever!
4. KC Shusterman’s Weblog because she’s my grand hooman, and she loves me very much!
5. You! Because everyone should get an award!

Did you know Doggies like me can get pimples? I know it sounds horrible doesn’t it? I used to have these little bumps on my chin. I thought they were special bumps, but Mommy told me it’s called canine acne, and lots of Doggies like me get them. I’m a big boy now that I’m 2, and now my acne is starting to go away. Mommy just wanted me to remind all you Doggies out there to make sure your hoomans don’t use hooman acne medicine on you if you have pimples. Some of it is really bad for us and can make us worse! Tell your hooman you want to go see your vet friend, and he can make sure it’s acne and even give you some meda-caysuns that’ll help make it better! Now, I’m going outside to play!

Man do I love birfdays! Today is Bubba’s birfday, so we had a party. It was just Mom, Dad, Bubba, and I, but we had so much fun! Mommy took pictures, but she can’t find her card reader. She said she’d let me share them later. Mom baked a little Peanut Butter Carrot Cake for Bubba with a big “2″ candle on it, and I got tuna!

We both got presents, too! Bubba got two new kongs, a new stuffed monkey to sleep with, and a new retractable leash. I got 2 catnip mice and a catnip kitty garden! Maaaaann do I love catnip. I’m like addicted to the stuff. I know there’s places to go for alcohol rehab, but do they have drug rehab for cats? If they do maybe Mom needs to sign me up because I just can’t get enough of this catnip!

Happy Birfday Bubba!  Mommy, Alley, and Daddy all want you to know we love you very much, and we hope you have a wonderful day!  I can’t believe you’re already 2!  It seems like just yesterday we were bringing you into your furever home as a bouncy little puppy who tripped over his own feet!