Boy Alley’s medacaysuns must make him feel reawwy good! He’s runnings around in circles. I wonder if his tail is a handle like you knows those handle things you spin on Mama’s wind up radios that gives them powers. Mama has lanterns like that, too, but I don’t like the lanterns. Things working without batteries is just not rights to me!

I reawwy wish Alley would stop running arounds.  I wants to take a nap, and do you know how hard it is to sleep with a kitteh running by you over and over?  He’s gonna keep me ups all night!

I see Bubba has been keeping you well informed about my injuries. All I can say is you should see the other guy! The vet told Mom he thought at first it was a dog that attacked me, but then they figured out the real story. It was that Bob Tail cat that’s been hanging around here for 2 years now. He tried to drag me through a window one time, and I think he’s been hanging out just trying to catch me off guard.  Mom got to see him today though, and I’ll let you know right now he got one good swing at me, but I messed him up pretty bad! He’s missing half an ear. Mom says Uncle JD doesn’t need to call me Muhammad alli anymore because my new nickname is Mike Tyson. I don’t know who that is, but I know I beat up a guy twice my size!

Anyway, you want to see what I look like after my surgery?  If you’ve got a weak stomach don’t look, but if you want to see you can click on the rest of the story to see.

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Welp it’s ’bout time I showed you how fun the beach was! I loooooved it, and I can’t waits to go back! Next year I think all my online doggie buddies (and maybe kittehs, too) should meet me at the beach. I promise you don’t need a passport to get there. It would be a lot of fun! Here’s a video Mommy helped me make that shows you how cool the beach was!

Alley is home from teh hospitals! Yay, but Mommy won’t let me play with him yet. She said he has to stay in his kitteh carrier tonight because he’s still sick from his medacaysuns. He throwed up everywheres, so I had to help Mommy clean the kitteh carrier. It’s a big box, and it looks like luggage to me, but Mommy said it’s a small version of my cage kennel. Alley’s is just plastic, and mine is big and metal.

I’m so glad Alley is home. He doesn’t look good at all though. He’s all sleepy from the medacaysuns and he’s got 12 stitches in his neck. He’s reawwy lucky he didn’t dies! Mommy said we’ll take picshures of him laters when he’s not so sick. Maybe we’ll let him sleep for now.

I’m so sad today. I wanted to come back from the beach and spends the day with my brudder, but he’s still at the hospitals. Mommy says he comes home this afternoons, and I can’t wait to see him!

After my trip to the beach this weekends I see how importants it is to be really nice to our environments. The beach I went to is a protected area, and it’s an all natural beach. It was B-U-Tee-ful! There were lots and lots of birds flying around everywhere, seashells all over the place, aldigators, and lots and lots of stuffs to sniff. Mommy says the beach is so pretty because people take cares of it and try to make sure hoomans don’t mess it up. I learned a lot about how hoomans litter on the beach and that will make it ugly. If hoomans don’t protect the beach it won’t be there for future hoomans and dogs like me to enjoy.

While Alley was in the hospitals I hope they used environmental safe products on hims. I want the world to be around forevers, so if they used stuffs on him from companies like Johnson & Johnson I bet they were environmental safes products. You probably have heard of Johnson & Johnson because they make lots of products for medical diagnostics in hoomans. They also make stuffs like Band-Aids. Mommy uses Band-Aids on my feets when I gets a cut because they don’t hurts me. She also uses Desitin and Baby Powder on my rashes because being a fat Bullie I get lots of rashes between my legs. I really likes the Desitin because it makes me feels much better, and it smells reawwy good!

Did you know that Johnson & Johnson also cares about doggies like me and other animals, too? They contribute to the World Wildlife Fund that helps animals that are living in the wild environments around the world, especially in countries like Kenya where there aren’t as many hoomans like there are in the US. I like dis company. I thinks I’ll tell Mommy to go buy more Band-Aids.