What?  Can’t a guy take a vacation every now and then?  I just wanted to let everyone know I’m ok.  I know big brudder was freaking out because he thought I was missing, but I wasn’t.  I just wanted to take a little vacation.  I had a nice visit with the neighbors, but then I got hungry and decided it was time to go home for lunch.

Maybe I should take vacations more often.  I got lots and lots of extra loving from Mom when I got home.  Dad found me and gave me lots of lovin’, too, when he got home, and I’ve never thought Dad liked me very much.