Can you believes Alley said he wants to keels me? Did he turns into Akhmed? Maybe dey friends now or somefin. I not mean to Alley, so he can’t keels me. I fink da worse thing I ever did was tell on him when he knocked over Daddy’s xbox, and dat was long times ago when I was just a widdle puppeh! Alley puuleeaasse dont keels me. I luvs you kitteh brudder, and I dont tries to hurt you!  You tries to hurt me, and I WILL tells on you, and Mommy wont likes it!

How much does a funeral cost because I so want to kill Bubba right now! This morning Mom gave me my kitteh treats. She put them on the counter so Bubba couldn’t reach them. I decided they looked like they needed to be knocked around a bit first because they’re shaped like fish, so I batted them around a bit. I accidentally knocked them off the counter, and Bubba ate them! That was the last of my kitteh treats in the bag, too! I can’t have more until Mom goes to the store! Dang that Bubba!

It not been too fun around here latelys. Mommy not letting me gets onlines as muches anymore because she’s always busy wif lil sister, and she says I cant gets onlines if she cants supervises. What she thinks I gonna do? Order lots of chew toys or somefin? Hmmm…dats not a bad ideas, but I’d gets in troubles.

We gots some snow last weekends. We didn’t gets a lots, but I still hads funs and played in its. Mommy took some picshures wif her digital cameras, so if she ever gets dem online I’ll shares dem. I has no faith in hers right now tho. She’s never got times to do stuffs like dat for me anymore. Lil sister hogs all her time cept when shes asleeps, and dats not very often! Maybe one days she gets big enufs to do stuffs for herself wifout Mommy!

I think everybody in our house is having a bad day today.  I’ve been trying to hack up this hairball all day, and I finally got it up, but that’s the least of my worries.  I fell off the kitchen counter twice!  I don’t know what’s up with me, but my cat skills are NOT working today.  I landed on my back both times.

Then I heard Dad complaining because Bubba’s all up in his way. He was trying to change the Refrigerator water filter, and Bubba kept sticking his nose in Dad’s business. Dad didn’t know he was there, and he tripped over Bubba. I think he’s ok because his face broke his fall.

Little Sister doesn’t feel good either. Mom said she’s teething, so that explains why she’s been crying a lot today. Mom gave her some gel stuff that helped for a little while, but she started crying again. She’s asleep right now, so we finally get a little quiet time.

Sometimes I dont knows what Mommy is talkins about. Her and Daddy is talkin bouts getting Mommy’s teefies fixed when she gets tax moneez. It sounds like dey be gettin lots of moneez so maybe she lets me has some of its. Her teefies dont need fixed. She gots a cavaties in da way backs where you cants even sees it.

I da one who needs my teefies fixed, but I dunno if I has to go to a doggy dentist or ifs I just needs any Plano dentist. My teefies is all crookeds in da centers, and dey looks weird. Maybe we can gets discounts if we boths gets our teefies fixed at da same place. Maybe da hooman dentist will see me, too!